1、"I'mreadingabookonanti-gravity.It'simpossibletoputdown."-Thissentencemeansthatthebookissoengagingthatthereadercan'tstopreadingit.

2、"I'mreadingabookaboutteleportation.It'xxoundtotakemeplaces."-Thissentencemeansthattheknowledgegainedfromthebookwilltakethereadertonewandexcitingplaces.

3、"Themathematicianwenttothebeachtoworkonhistanandhiscalculus."-Thissentencemeansthatwhilethemathematicianwasatthebeach,heworkedonhismathematicalcalculations.

4、"I'mhavingateapartywiththequeen.We'rehavingaroyal-tea."-Thissentencemeansthatthespeakerishavingateapartywithsomeonewhoisofgreatimportance,butalsoisaplayonwordswiththephrase"royalty."

5、"Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthetomatoturnedredbecauseitwasembarrassed,similartohowapersonmayblushwhenthey'reembarrassed.

6、"Itoldmywifeshewasdrawinghereyebrowstoohigh.Shelookedsurprised."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthewifelookedsurprisedbecausesheraisedhereyebrowstoohigh.

7、"Itoldmywifeshewasonfire.Nowshe'ssmokinghot."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatsaying"onfire"caneithermeandoingwellorliterallyonfire,andinthiscase,sheissmokinghotbecauseshe'sattractive.

8、"I'mreadingabookonreversepsychology.Youprobablywouldn'tunderstandit."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandusesreversepsychologytoimplythatthereaderwouldn'tunderstandthebookbecauseit'stoocomplex.

9、"Iusedtobeabaker,butIcouldn'traisethedough."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakercouldn'traisemoneytocontinuebeingabaker.

10、"Itriedtoorganizeahideandseektournament,butitwasacompletefailure.Goodplayersarehardtofind."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatgoodplayers(inreferencetohideandseek)arehardtofind,butalsothatorganizingthetournamentwashardbecausepeopledidn'tshowup.

11、"Icouldn'tbelievethatIblewupmyinflatablemattress,andthenithitme."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerfinallyunderstoodthejokeorsituationafterithappened.

12、"I'maplumberinthewinterandapirateinthesummer.Ichangeupmyshipsaccordingly."-Thissentencehasadoublemeaningandmeansthatthespeakermovesfromfixingpipestobeingapirate,butalsothatthe"ships"referredtoareeitherboatsorpoop.

13、"Itoldmywifeshewaxxecomingavegetarian.Shesaidthat'sabigmissedsteak."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthewifethinksshe'smissingoutonagreatsteakbybecomingavegetarian,butalsothattheword"missed"isspelledincorrectlyandshouldbe"mistake."

14、"I'mabigfanofwhiteboards.Ifindthemquitere-markable."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakercanwriteonwhiteboardsanderasethem,butalsothatthewhiteboardmeritxxeing"remarkable."

15、"Iusedtoplaypianobyear.NowIusemyhands."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerusedtoplaythepianowithoutsheetmusic,butnowphysicallyuseshishandstoplay.

16、"I'mtrainingtobeamimeartist.It'snotgoingwell.Ican'tgetoutofmyinvisiblebox."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatmimingisdifficultbecausethespeakercan'tescapehisinvisible"box,"butalsoimpliesthatthespeakerisphysicallystuckinaninvisiblebox.

17、"I'mreadingabookonthehistoryofglue.Ijustcan'tseemtoputitdown."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisengagingtothepointwherethereadercan'tputitdown,butalsoplaysonthefactthatgluesticksthingstogetherandcan'tbe"putdown."

18、"I'mtryingtofinishmypuzzles,butallthepieceskeepfallingapart."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerishavingtroubleputtingthepuzzlepiecestogether,butalsoimpliesthatthepiecesarefallingapartphysically.

19、"I'mreadingabookongravity.It'saheavysubject."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatgravityisacomplexsubjectandalsophysicallyrepresentssomethingheavy.

20、"Iusedtoworkasabaker,butIcouldn'traisemymorale."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakercouldn'tlifthisspiritstocontinueworkingasabaker.

21、"Itoldmywifeshewasdrawinghereyebrowstoolow.Shelookssurprised."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthewifelookedsurprisedbecausesheunwittinglydrewhereyebrowslowerthansheintended.

22、"I'mreadingabookonfallingintoholes.It'sprettydeep."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookiscomplexandinvolvesdepth,butalsophysicallyrepresentssomethingdeep.

23、"Iaskedmywifeifmyshirtwastootight.Shesaid,'No,it'sjusttoorevealing.'"-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthattheshirtwastootight,butalsothatitrevealedtoomuchoftheperson'xxody.

24、"I'mreadingabookonpolicesirens.It'sarealpage-turner."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookissoengagingthatthereadercan'tstopturningthepages,butalsoplaysonthefactthatapolicesirenisasound.

25、"Itriedtostartahotairballoonbusiness,butitnevertookoff."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebusinessdidn'tsucceed,butalsothatthehotairballoondidn'tleavetheground.

26、"I'mcuttingdownonsweets.I'mgoingcoldturkey."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerstopseatingsweetsabruptly,butalsoreferencesthephrase"goingcoldturkey"inregardstoquittingaddiction.

27、"I'mreadingabookonclocks.It'sabouttime."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisaboutclocksandtime,butalsoplaysonthephrase"it'sabouttime"whichmeansthatsomethinglong-awaitedisfinallyhappening.

28、"Ithoughtaboutgoingonanall-almonddiet,butthat'sjustnuts."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthattheideaofanall-almonddietiscrazyandalsoreferencesthefactthatalmondsarenuts.

29、"I'mreadingabookonparallellines.It'snevergoingtointersectwithanyotherbooksIread."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisonaspecificsubject(parallellines)andmaynotrelatetoanyotherbooksthespeakerhasread,butalsoreferencesthefactthatparallellinesneverintersect.

30、"I'mnotlazy,I'mjustonenergy-savingmode."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerisn'tlazy,butratherisconservingenergy,similartohowyoumayturnoffyourphoneifthebatteryislowtoconservepower.

31、"I'mreadingabookonthehistoryofrockmusic.It'sveryheavymetal."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisheavyandcomplex,similartoheavymetalmusic.

32、"I'mlearningtoplaypianowithmytoes.It'sreallyafoot-piano."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerisusinghisfeettoplaythepiano,butalsothata"foot-piano"soundslikeatypeofinstrument.

33、"I'mtryingtostartachickenrestaurant,butit'snotallit'scrackeduptobe."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthattherestaurantisn'tassuccessfulaxxxpected,butalsoreferencesthefactthatchickenslayeggswhich"crackopen."

34、"ItoldmywifeIdidn'twanttogetahairtransplant.ShesaidIwasn'tthinkingstraight."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthewifethinksthespeakershouldgetthehairtransplanttothinkstraight,butalsothatthephrase"thinkingstraight"meanstothinklogically.

35、"I'mreadingabookoninvisibility.It'snotthereyet."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisn'tcompleteorthatthetechnologyforinvisibilitydoesn'texistyet,butalsoreferencesthefactthatinvisibilityisnotvisible.

36、"Iusedtobeabaker,butIcouldn'tmakeenoughdoughtopaythebills."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakercouldn'tmakeenoughmoneytopaybills,butalsoreferencesthedoughusedinbaking.

37、"I'mtryingtostopmyaddictiontosoapoperas,butit'sjustonebaddramaafteranother."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakercan'tstopwatchingsoapoperaswhichtendtohavedramaticstorylines.

38、"ItoldmywifeIwasgoingbald.Shesaiditwasjustabald-facedlie."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthewifethinksthespeakerisn'tactuallygoingbald,butalsoreferencesthephrase"bald-facedlie"whichmeanstoliewithcompletedisregardtotruth.

39、"I'mreadingabookonhowtobeacomedian.It'sarealjoke."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthebookisn'thelpfulinbeingacomedian,butalsoreferencesthefactthatthebookmaybefullofjokes.

40、"I'mtryingtobecomeachef,butI'minovermyhead."-Thissentenceisaplayonwordsandmeansthatthespeakerisnotpreparedfortheculinarychallengeandalsoreferencesthefactthatbeingin"overyourhead"meanxxeinginasituationthatistoodifficulttohandle.