1、Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.

2、Thetomatoturnedredbecauseitsawthesaladdressing.

3、Whydon’tscientiststrustatoms?Becausetheymakeupeverything.

4、Scientistsdon'ttrustatomxxecausetheymakeupeverything.

5、I’mreadingabookonanti-gravity.It’simpossibletoputdown!

6、I'mreadingabookonanti-gravity.It'simpossibletoputdown.

7、Whatdoyoucallfakespaghetti?Animpasta.

8、Fakespaghettiiscalledanimpasta.

9、Didyouhearaboutthemathematicianwho’safraidofnegativenumbers?He’llstopatnothingtoavoidthem.

10、Themathematicianwho'safraidofnegativenumberswillstopatnothingtoavoidthem.

11、Whydowetellactorsto“breakaleg?”Becauseeveryplayhasacast.

12、Wetellactorsto"breakaleg"becauseeveryplayhasacast.

13、Itoldmywifeshewasdrawinghereyebrowstoohigh.Shelookedsurprised.

14、WhenItoldmywifeshewasdrawinghereyebrowstoohigh,shelookedsurprised.

15、Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.

16、Thescarecrowwonanawardbecausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.

17、Whydon’tseagullsflybythebay?Becausethenthey’dbebagels.

18、Seagullsdon'tflybythebaybecausethenthey'dbebagels.

19、Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanandashark?Frostbite.

20、Whenyoucrossasnowmanandashark,yougetfrostbite.